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I need to call 911. Where's the eleven key?
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Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial.
Your not having fun till they call 911!
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available
an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot....
C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
-- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no! ...
I need CPR...quick, call Dr Bashier!!
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!