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Your not having fun till they call 911!
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At other places it's called having fun. We call it procrastination.
I need to call 911. Where's the eleven key?
ong finishes] Bart: [groans] Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It.
Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls -- Bill...
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available
an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot....
You call this fun? -- McCoy