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• busts down the door, rings the doorbell] Hello! Police!
  Aw man, if this one's not the right house, I quit!...
• Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
  Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished enough?
  -- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card fraud, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
  -- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• You gave BOTH dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving! -- Homer, "The Canine Mutiny
• Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
  Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
• Grocer: He's, uh, talking to the ketchup, now. Burns is sure acting nutty.
  Supervisor: Maybe going broke and losing his plant destroyed his brain....
• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....