I'm Used To Dogs. When You Leave Them In The Morning, They Stick Their Nose
In The Door Crack And Stand There Like A Portrait Until You Turn The Key
Eight Hours Later.
I'm used to dogs. When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose
in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key
eight hours later. A cat would never put up with that kind of rejection.
When you returned, she'd stalk you until you dozed off and then suck the
air out of your body.
-- Erma Bombeck
