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  For they imagine not only the form of the gods, but their ways of life to be like their own....
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• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. -- Bill Mahe
• Kids--they're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex. -- Bill Mahe
• We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
  -- Bill Maher, comedian and commentator, 1995...
• DRUIDS, n. Priests and ministers of an ancient Celtic religion which did not disdain to employ the humble allurement of human sacrifice.
  Very little is now known about the Druids and their faith....
• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• My father said, "Bring along your best girl." This is something you say to a pimp! -- Bill Mahe