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• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else.
  You're right. I didn't expect you to say that. Oh, there will be others - but, the next time you feel love will be different....
• I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
  Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees. Phoebe
  Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now....
• I had never been too political, but I knew how white people treated black people and it was hard for me to come back to the bullshit white people put a black person through in this country.
  To realize you don't have any power to make things different is a bitch. -- Miles Davi...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• One year we had a Christmas brunch with Merry Christmas Mush to munch.
  But I don't think you'd care for such. We didn't like to munch mush much. -- Dr Sue...
• In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile.
  -- Charles Dickens (1812-1870) -- Christmas Carol, Stave 2...