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• Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Carol's head ached as she trailed behind the unsmiling Calibrees along the block of booths.
  She chirruped at Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride on the merry-go-round and grab a gold ring!...
• Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
  If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever....
• Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? Because their heads are full of mush.
• Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
• And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?
• We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year.....
• Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat, And therefore let 's be merry.
  -- George Wither (1588-1667) -- Poem on Christma...