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• lion food n. [IBM] Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative drones in general).
  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
• lion food: [IBM] n. Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative drones in general).
  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
• I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. -- Elaine Boosle
• There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died.
  While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside....
• Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
• Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me, I think I'll go out and eat worms.
  I'm gonna cut their heads off, Eat their insides out, And throw way the skins....