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  While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside....
• Inside this fat body there's a skinny person screaming to get out. I ate her.
• There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
• And the lord said, 'lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement' -Apple's MPW C compiler Error Message.
• And the silicon chip inside her head, got switched to "Overload"...
• The difference between prose and poetry. For example
  "There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
• A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.