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• In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. -- Andy Warhol
• Bug: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
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• This computer will self-destruct in five minutes.
• Ever notice that fifteen minutes into a Jerry Lewis telethon you start rooting for the disease?
  -- Jim Sherbe...
• If you don't like the weather in New England, wait fifteen minutes; it will change. -- Mark Twai
• For Warm Boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minute
• For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 20 minutes.
• You have passed the test and can be considered as friendly if you dial a wrong number and manage to talk the the person who answers for fifteen minutes.
• After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
  -- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...