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• In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
• There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
• You have found an extremely long stairway going straight up.
  The stairs are grilled steel and the bannister is rubber....
• This stairway is deviant. You can't use it.
• Take the steps, the elevator don't work.
• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is always pushing your buttons.
  Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.