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• There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
• This stairway is deviant. You can't use it.
• In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
• Confidence is that feeling of great assurance which you had just before you went out and fell flat on your face, as you attempted going up the stairs.
• You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• ... and she's buying a stairway to Heaven. -- Led Zeppeli
• Ned: Was that, uh, was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?
  Wiggum: Uh, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?...
• You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
  -- Dean Webbe...