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Bart: So, Milhouse, It Must Be A Little Tough Giving Up All That Glamor And Coming Back To School, Huh?
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Bart: So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that
glamor and coming back to school, huh?
Midget: Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship.
-- All's well, "Radioactive Man"
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Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....
Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back....
Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"....
Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...