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• Paul Harvey fans always have a good day
• If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
  -- Paul Harvey News, 1979...
• I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
  I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
• Bees are very busy souls, They have no time for birth controls, And that is why in times like these, There are so many Sons of Bees.
• Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo like nobody's business.
  So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I bid....
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?