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• In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
  -- Paul Harvey...
• A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office!
• Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo like nobody's business.
  So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I bid....
• If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
  -- Paul Harvey News, 1979...
• Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?
  It's true. A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered _this_ advice...
• Also Sprach Zarathustra: "Have A Good Day
• If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I