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• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
• Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?
  It's true. A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered _this_ advice...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
  Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
• Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one.
  Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Bart eats a candy bar] Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy!
  ituation. And your daddy has realized something very importa...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Homer: You know what? Grampa: What? Homer: We're both screw-ups.
  Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...