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• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
  It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.