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The Telephone Pole Was Approaching Fast. I Was Attempting To Swerve Out Of The Way When It Struck My Front End.
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The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the
way when it struck my front end.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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