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I Was Sure The Old Fellow Would Never Make It To The Other Side Of The Road When I Struck Him.
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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
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The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
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I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....