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• Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers.
  .. they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!...
• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• If I leave town, town leaves with me. -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
• In the hotel there was a mirror over my bed! I was uneasy going to sleep.
  When I sleep I toss and turn, and when I woke up I thought I saw a naked sky diver coming at me ....
• Juries scare me. I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people who weren't even smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Monica Pipe...
• Grand Hotel I want to be alone. --Greta Garbo
• I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea
• My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
  They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
• Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
  It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...