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Check Me If I'm Wrong, Sandy, But If I Kill All The Golfers.
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Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!
Related:
I pulled into this town called Weedpatch. I check into the Weedpatch Hotel
they give me a Key magazine with all the events going on in town, I open it up--there's a picture of me checking into the Weedpatch Hotel....
Homer: [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]....
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
HA! I kill me!
You'll have to be nice to me--I throw up easily.
Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.
I throw pennies away...