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I Remember When People Used To Step Outside A Moment For A Breath Of Fresh Air.
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I remember when people used to step outside a moment for a breath of fresh
air. Now sometimes you have to step outside for days before you get it.
-- Victor Borge
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Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. I would like to remind you that according to FAA regulations, this flight has been declared a non smoking flight.
If you absolutely must light up, you are invited to step outside....
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
-- Victor Borge...
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