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I Saw A Tree Fall In The Woods, And I Didn't Hear It. -- Steven Wrigh
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I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
-- Steven Wright
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.
So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"... -- Steven Wrigh...