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I Saw A Sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's Pretty Big.
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I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be
really tired.
-- Steven Wright
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Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
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So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
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I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Steven Wrigh
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There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
Is "tired old cliche" one? -- Steven Wrigh
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....