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• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
• 'MAN WITH WOODEN LEG EATEN ALIVE BY TERMITES'
• I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
  Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...