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I Saw That Punch Coming, So I Blocked It With My Chin!
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I saw that punch coming, so I blocked it with my chin!
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The other day I saw a Headline from a couple of years back
Bush Wants a 'Revolution' in Schools." So *that's* where the guns are coming from!...
I can see light through the slits but the passage is blocked.
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
As I bit into the sweet, tangy nectarine, and tasted the juices running down my chin, I looked down, and realized that it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!
They asked me whether I wanted 20-year financing on my house and I said, 'Make it 50!
The apocalypse is coming, so who cares!' -- Jon Lewi...
I saw the alien phalanx coming toward us, and I calmed my mind as Kri'lan had taught me.
And what I saw next to the phalanx was a shadow regiment, half-formed from the resonance around them....
SMILEY ;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
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