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• I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
  -- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
• I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly.
  Critics are grinks and groinks. -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comic...
• Badger, what kind of amplifier should I get?" "A BIG one.
  -- The Badger giving out Hi-Fi advice...
• Don't believe a word she says, Monsieur! The sheep, they are all LIARS!
  -- A French citizen attempting to dissuade THE BADGER...
• Redundancy: a blonde driving a car with a driver's-side airbag.
• Hideous creatures from other dimensions! What'll I do?
  What'll I DO?!" -- The BADGER considers an everyday problem...
• Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood... -- Badger comic
• Civilization! Look for a Burger King." -- BADGER in "Nexu
• For I lean on no dead kin, my name in mine for fame or scorn And the world began when I was born and the world is mine to win.
  -- Badger Clark...