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• I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
  -- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...
• What does self-denial mean to you, Roderick? Gee father, I don't know, is it like the cretin that says all cretins are liars?
  -- "Roderick", John Sladek...
• All pitchers are liars and crybabies." -- Yogi Berra
• If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently symbolizes them at times.
  -- Don Herold...
• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• The only people who make love all the time are liars. -- Louis Jorda
• A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.
  He says to her, "What's going on here?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!...
• An idea is not responsible for the people who believe it. -- Don Marqui
• He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.
  -- French philosopher Charles Peguy...