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• I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
  -- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...
• I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
  -- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
• Badger, what kind of amplifier should I get?" "A BIG one.
  -- The Badger giving out Hi-Fi advice...
• Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood... -- Badger comic
• Bowling?" "You know. Thats where a big black thing knocks down a lot of little white things.
  "That sounds like the A-Team to me....
• Hideous creatures from other dimensions! What'll I do?
  What'll I DO?!" -- The BADGER considers an everyday problem...
• Are you Catholic?" "Episcopalian, and not very." "Ja, ja. Agnoztic." -- From "The Badge
• But your creed, your ethos... it was one of your most appealing features.
  "You know, Larry, sometimes I say things... and afterwards, I can't remember saying them....
• Before I begin, I'd like to recite the Lawyer's Praye
  Lord, please let there be strife and misery among your people, Lest your servant starve....