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• I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly.
  Critics are grinks and groinks. -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comic...
• I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
  -- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
• I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
  -- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...
• He's a bloodsucker, all right, but not the kind we're looking for.
  This man is an I.R.S. agent....
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• Kid -- riding a buffalo is dangerous! Keep the change and buy yourself a gravity knife and some fireworks.
  -- Sound advice from THE BADGER...
• But your creed, your ethos... it was one of your most appealing features.
  "You know, Larry, sometimes I say things... and afterwards, I can't remember saying them....
• Bowling?" "You know. Thats where a big black thing knocks down a lot of little white things.
  "That sounds like the A-Team to me....
• Hideous creatures from other dimensions! What'll I do?
  What'll I DO?!" -- The BADGER considers an everyday problem...