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Is Life Trying To Pass Me By Or Run Me Over??
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Is life trying to pass me by or run me over??
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Life's not passing me by, it's running me over!
Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
Just pass me a beer and I'll shut up.
Fry: Augh, I am so unlucky. I've run over black cats that were luckier than me.
Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
No fair, you're trying to confuse me with facts here.
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!