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• Is life trying to pass me by or run me over??
• What? You don't trust me? Why, only last week I patched a running VMS system and it survived for over thirty seconds.
  Oh, well....
• In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to me made.
  No one consulted me or considered my feelings in this matter....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made.
  No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter....
• Thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women. -- Old Testament -- 2 Samuel i, 26
• Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.
• FEELINGS are cascading over me!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead