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• So - it's maximum security. Is that clear? Certainly, sir.
  Only myself and the rest of the English-speaking world is to know....
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
  I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....
• Xenophanes said, "I confess myself the greatest coward in the world, for I dare not do an ill thing.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Bashfulne...
• What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
  ...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
• Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
  Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
• I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
  .. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
• You have to believe in yourself, that's the secret.
  Even when I was in the orphanage, when I was roaming the street trying to find enough to eat, even then I thought of myself as the greatest actor in the world....