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I Think I'd Probably Put A Bullet In My Head If I Had Robin Leach Over To My House.
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I think I'd probably put a bullet in my head if I had Robin Leach
over to my house.
-- actor Tim Robbins
Related:
I prefer to read US. PEOPLE is too intellectual. -- Robin Leach
TIM: That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit. I soiled my armour I was so scared! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes. I had Carpal Tunnel Vision Syndrome.
Like corn in a field I cut you down, I threw the last punch way too hard, After years of going steady, well, I thought it was time, To throw in my hand for a new set of cards.
And I can't take you dancing out on the weekend, I figured we'd painted too much of this town, And I tried not to look as I walked to my wagon, And I knew then I had lost what should have been found, I knew then I had lost what should have been found....