I Think The Best Way I've Heard This Put Is "Pascal Gives You A Water Pistol Filled With Distilled Water.

I Think The Best Way I've Heard This Put Is "Pascal Gives You A Water Pistol Filled With Distilled Water.

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I think the best way I've heard this put is "Pascal gives you a water pistol
filled with distilled water. C not only gives you a loaded .357, it points
it at your head as a default. Why do you think Pascal is taught in school?
And which would you rather have when there was a hungry bear in the area?"
-- Jim Harkins (jharkins@sagpd1.UUCP)

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