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• Thiessen's Law of Gastronomy: The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.
• The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the roll.
  -- Thiessman's Law of Gastronomy...
• A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. -- Theodore Roosevel
• Harriet's Dining Observation: In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
• It is only through labor and effort, by energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things.
  -- Theodore Roosevelt, former U.S. Preside...
• The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. -- Theodore Roosevel
• 'only thing worse than watchin' a bad movie is being in one. -- Elvi
• I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man. ROOSEVELT
• There is only one greater folly than that of the fool who says in his heart there is no God
  and that is the folly of the people that says with its head that it does not know whether there is a God or not....