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• Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
• What a strange thing is man! and what a stranger Is woman!
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ix, Stanza 64...
• Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy i
  and besides, they should not reproduce themselves. -- Don Herold...
• Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
• Well troubles. We've got some Captain, it seems that a certain woman both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me.
  -- Riker, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
• There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
  -- Christian Dio...
• Oh, yes, you know why fish are always weighing themselves?
  Because they carry their scales with them....
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw ...