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The Only Advantage Of Old Age Is That You Can Sing While You Brush Your Teeth.
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The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
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You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
The night is wild, but I'm in control. You gotta brush your teeth with rock and roll! -- J. Geil
I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
Fry: Ooh, Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham.
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew....
You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...