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• You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• You always know where your cucumber has been. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  (2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
• You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...