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Most Cheeses Need Work. I Don't Want To Be In The Same Country As Goat Cheese.
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Most cheeses need work. I don't want to be in the same country as goat
cheese. It always tastes the way a yak looks in one of those National
Geographic specials.
-- Erma Bombeck
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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
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I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.
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God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. -- Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck