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It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like
anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
-- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love
-- Brian, age 7
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Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.
-- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Christine, age 9...
If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
-- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Anita C., age 8...
Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.
It takes too long. -- On what falling in love is like -- Glenn, age 7...
Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....
People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...