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• It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
• It's not the fall that kills you, it's the impact on the rocks below.
• Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
• Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.
  Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy....
• McCoy: "Of course...a child could do it!" -- "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.6
• It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• X windows: The ultimate bottleneck. Flawed beyond belief.
  The only thing you have to fear. Somewhere between chaos and insanity....
• Man, woman, child; all are up against the Wall of Science.
• Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...