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• cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance.
  An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apathy, depression, and overall poor academic performance....
• Alcohol kills brain cells. Brain cell: "Did you bring the oxygen?
  Blood cell: "The oxygen? Oh boy, let's see. I was in the lungs....
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
• Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
• Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR
• Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.