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• It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity.
  But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you....
• Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?
  Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago. -- And he's been working there five days, right?...
• GOLFER--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes Down Three.
• How many Spinks handlers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds!...
• Jesus saves, and only takes half damage.