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I Travelled To A Mystical Time-zone,and I Missed My Bed And I Soon Came Home.
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I travelled to a mystical time-zone,and I missed my bed and I soon came
home.They said there's too much caffeine in your blood-stream and a
lack of real spice in your life.....
-- S. Morrisey
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