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It's Amazing To Me That One Of The World's Most Feared Diseases Would Be Carried By One Of The World's Smallest Animal
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It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be
carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most?
I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though....
To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next to him.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one.
I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me....
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant.
It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see....
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real.
And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing....
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...