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Contrary To What Most People Say, The Most Dangerous Animal In The World Is Not The Lion Or The Tiger Or Even The Elephant.
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not
the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an
elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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