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It's Like Having Kim Bassinger And A Cattle Prod AT THE SAME TIME!
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It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!
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Hmmm. Did your parents happen to own a cattle prod?
Such a beautiful beast roaming the earth could put steam in a man's stride.
-- The Joker (Jack Nickolson), Batman ( In reference to Kim Bassinger )...
Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes... and bring a cattle prod!
-- Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lily...
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a cattle prod? Bitten.
Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. -- Kim Hubbard
Lisa: Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here to feeding time.
So we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud, dreading the inevitable....
I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time.