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• It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!
• Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes... and bring a cattle prod!
  -- Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lily...
• What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a cattle prod? Bitten.
• To understand your parents' love, bear your own children. Chinese Proverb
• Hmmm... you failed your Turing test, didn't you?
• Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell at people to save their core images before logging them out?
  I'm sure the cattle prod would be effective in this regard....
• When you are young, you enjoy a sustained illusion that sooner or later something marvelous is going to happen, that you are going to transcend your parents' limitations.
  .. At the same time, you feel sure that in all the wilderness of possibility...
• Freedom of the press is for those who happen to own one.
• Kill your parents. -- Jerry Rubi