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It's Not Hard To Tell We Was Poor--when You Saw The Toilet Paper Dryin' On The Clothesline.
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It's not hard to tell we was poor--when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on
the clothesline.
-- George "Goober" Lindsey
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Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name. -- SLR
You may be redneck... if you've taken toilet paper home from work.
PTP: Produce Toilet Pape